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Lindsey Smith's avatar

Congrats on the new pool! But one question: if the pool is above ground, how are you going to use it to catch an alligator in it and then wrestle it? Isn’t that the whole point? How else will you teach your son how to become a true Florida Man?

Loved this piece and this line in particular made me chortle:

“The key to parenting effectively is to avoid answering questions whenever possible.” Spot on.

Hope you find some relief from the heat, if not the geopolitical bs.

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Andrew Knott's avatar

I’m sure they can climb. I believe in them.

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Lindsey Smith's avatar

Spoken like a true Gator.

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Andrew Knott's avatar

Eww, no, I take it back!

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

The answering questions piece was what I came here to say.

Spot.

On.

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Julie Vick's avatar

Congrats on the new pool and that compound set up sounds like it was pretty nice. But Marco Polo should 100% be banned.

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Jen Zug's avatar

“We talked about how nice it would be to have a pool to enjoy while the world ends (would taking a cool dip lessen the burn of nuclear fallout?)” 👈🏻 laughed out loud.

Also, I assume alligators are lurking everywhere in Florida, so an above ground pool seems smart.

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Lisa Hides's avatar

“Literal concentration camps are being built in my home state as I type this” wait WHAT

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Andrew Knott's avatar

It’s not great!

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Lisa Hides's avatar

We had a pool over covid and it was basically a glorified kiddie pool. Enjoy the maintenance 🤣🤣🤣

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Kyrie's avatar

I burst out laughing at the post it note.

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Liz Alterman's avatar

Love this! Congratulations on the pool! I’ve always wanted one but after being unable to maintain an inflatable hot tub, I’ve had to let go of this dream. Your Sound of Music line cracked me up and same with reading by the pool. “Please.” 😂

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Andrew Knott's avatar

Thanks Liz!

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Hannah Swierstra's avatar

I need to know what Marco Polo is …

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Andrew Knott's avatar

You’re fortunate! It’s where one person closes their eyes and says “Marco” and everyone else in the pool has to reply “Polo” to help the seeker locate people. Seeker with eyes closed has to tag someone to be set free from their terrible fate.

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Hannah Swierstra's avatar

Sounds awful

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Patrick Eades's avatar

We are in the pool planning process down under, where the ozone hole is opening up like a hungry crocodile. Enjoy the summer!

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Andrew Knott's avatar

Beautiful. That sounds ideal!

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trE L. Loadholt's avatar

Wow! She did the opposite!

"Second, my mom moved from her home in Florida (about 50 minutes from our house) to North Carolina."

I hope she'll find happiness in NC. We definitely welcome her!

I hope the pool gets great use from this moment forward!

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Andrew Knott's avatar

Thank you!

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Bethany Bell's avatar

Somehow Andrew turned an above ground pool installation into a delightful and poetic piece of philosophy. Well done, Florida man. The only way to beat the heat around here is water. Water will do it.

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