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Andy Carter's avatar

Great read, man. Whatever else happened, you will always have that blind wraparound bounce pass!

Our boys are just getting into sport now - football and tennis - and I think you're right, this time around could be even tougher emotionally! I still vividly remember the crushing disappointment of failing to make the squad for my Sunday League team football team aged 11. Never get over it - ha.

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Andrew Knott's avatar

I mean, how could anyone expect you to get over that! Tennis was one of my first sports along with baseball. I focused only on tennis later and dropped the more team-oriented ones. That turned out a bit better... despite my constant worrying about having to call lines and getting accused of cheating by players who were actively cheating.

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Lindsey Smith | Not Normal's avatar

“Perhaps the key to surviving middle school is lacking that pathological need to be liked by everyone which has defined my existence on this earth?”

^yes! I do not understand people whose brains work this way but boy am I jealous.

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Bethany Bell's avatar

100% agree

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Lindsey Smith | Not Normal's avatar

Also: I’m so curious to hear more about your Walmart. Ours was also the social center of town- I went on many dates there in high school. It’s so romantic to take the person you’re wooing on a stroll down the home improvement aisle 😂.

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Andrew Knott's avatar

I didn’t go on dates, of course (tall guy was spot on), but yes, that sounds very similar! It seemed huge and new and it had everything from a full grocery store to rakes and lawnmowers.

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Matt's avatar

What’s crazy is I made my middle school team and my dad was the assistant principal. Now wondering if I didn’t earn that minute and a half per game of playing time!

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Andrew Knott's avatar

Huge, if true!

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David Stanley's avatar

Kids are cruel all too often. No matter if it is sports or band or robotics or drama. They are in a desperate battle for supremacy over each other. I'm sure Plato wrote about it. Hell, Cain killed his brother, so the Torah says.

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Lee Bacon's avatar

I love this middle school micro scandal. The very low stakes nepotism accusations. It’s good preparation for the real world.

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Oh geez Andrew, you have my preemptive apologies. I have a post coming out in five minutes about nepotism but I promise you weren’t the inspiration! 🤣🤣

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Andrew Knott's avatar

Haha, perfect timing! It’s not just football coaching it’s middle school basketball too!

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Bethany Bell's avatar

This has probably been my favorite post of yours, to date. I think the majority of us have a middle school basketball story of sorts. Don't you wish, as I do, that you were able to respond to the dude declaring you've never had much luck with the ladies with "Not what your mom said last night!" then run, and fast.

I also relive middle school fairly regularly and I have some real zingers ready!! Anyway, maybe tell them to your kid so he's ready to fire back at the front-loaders. IDK about you, but the mom jokes started early in our kid's community, for better or worse.

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Andrew Knott's avatar

Haha, yes, that would’ve been epic! All I needed was some help and about 30 years to come up with the perfect response. :)

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