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My name is Andrew and I once wrote a rap in 6th grade that started “My name’s Andrew, I lost one shoe.” Well, my older brother and mom are probably the ones who actually wrote it, but still. At that moment, a star was born. I performed the rap at my school’s spring concert alongside five other extremely terrible rappers. The rest is history. You can trace a direct line from that rap to this newsletter. How? I’m not sure. You’ll have to stick around to find out (you probably won’t find out).
In addition to raps about shoes, I’ve written for various places on the internet including Yahoo, The Washington Post, Parents Magazine, and McSweeney’s. I edit a parenting humor publication on Medium called Frazzled. I’ve also written two books, a novel called Love’s a Disaster, and a book of essays and humor called Fatherhood: Dispatches From the Early Years.
I have three kids and I’m married to an amazing woman who has a real job. We live in Central Florida in a very untidy house with our assortment of pets.
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