Archive - Knott, A Newsletter

My obsessiveness sparkles during back-to-school season

It's that time of year again

Aug 15 •

Trying to Swim Out to the Sand Bar Is the Most Embarrassing Way You Can Almost Die

Turn back now... save yourself and your self-esteem

Published on Knott, A Newsletter • Aug 4

July 2025

Hopped Off the Plane at LAX With My Dream and a Cardigan

(Yes, it was July, but it was a bit chilly compared to Florida)

Jul 24 •

A New Swimming Pool and a Summer of Quiet Transition

How my family is diving into a new chapter

Jul 3 •

June 2025

Father's Day Gifts for the Dad Who Is an Empty, Withered Husk Because You, His Children, Have Sucked the Life Out of Him

The ultimate gift guide for the Dad who is… not what he used to be

Jun 11 •

May 2025

This summer is all about making it through... again

I used to be "productive" but it feels like those days are gone

May 27 •

Duck (Knott, A Podcast: Episode 8)

What I wish I knew before I won a duck plushie the size of a 10-year-old child at a theme park

May 19 •

15:46

How to Repair Your Lawn Mower in 43 Easy Steps

Plus notes on old-school blogging

May 6 •

Letters to my daughter

(From Cecil, a rather mysterious character)

May 1 •

April 2025

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