Knott, A Newsletter

You Can't Go Home Again

If "home" is a basketball carnival game featuring a giant duck

Nov 28 • 

Andrew Knott

27

11

2

I had a job interview with a robot

We all knew this day would come

Nov 11 • 

Andrew Knott

38

30

5

October 2025

We still exist

I don't really know what this one is about but there's some Baby-Sitters Club content!

Oct 24 • 

Andrew Knott

35

14

3

What not to do on a Friday

Please avoid no-fun Friday at all costs

Oct 6 • 

Andrew Knott

42

28

3

September 2025

I aced my heart test and humiliated my PA

I'm so back

Sep 26 • 

Andrew Knott

35

6

3

A classic children's book series has me questioning my parenting

Where did I go wrong (or right)?

Sep 12 • 

Andrew Knott

302

89

38

Embarrassingly, I Have Lost the Colonoscopy Contest

All championship runs must come to an end

Sep 5 • 

Andrew Knott

42

11

3

Congratulations to all the participants but I have once again won the colonoscopy contest

Sweet/salty victory is mine

Sep 2 • 

Andrew Knott

30

20

4

August 2025

It's time to suffer

A depressing life update

Aug 25 • 

Andrew Knott

35

20

6

Back-to-School, a Summer Recap, and Pigeons (Knott, A Podcast: Episode 9)

This is Knott, A Podcast.

Aug 19 • 

Andrew Knott

11

1

10:04

My obsessiveness sparkles during back-to-school season

It's that time of year again

Aug 15 • 

Andrew Knott

25

16

6

Trying to Swim Out to the Sand Bar Is the Most Embarrassing Way You Can Almost Die

Turn back now... save yourself and your self-esteem

Published on Knott, A Newsletter • Aug 4