Knott, A Newsletter

What not to do on a Friday

Please avoid no-fun Friday at all costs

Oct 6 • 

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September 2025

I aced my heart test and humiliated my PA

I'm so back

Sep 26 • 

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A classic children's book series has me questioning my parenting

Where did I go wrong (or right)?

Sep 12 • 

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Embarrassingly, I Have Lost the Colonoscopy Contest

All championship runs must come to an end

Sep 5 • 

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Congratulations to all the participants but I have once again won the colonoscopy contest

Sweet/salty victory is mine

Sep 2 • 

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August 2025

It's time to suffer

A depressing life update

Aug 25 • 

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Back-to-School, a Summer Recap, and Pigeons (Knott, A Podcast: Episode 9)

This is Knott, A Podcast.

Aug 19 • 

Andrew Knott

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10:04

My obsessiveness sparkles during back-to-school season

It's that time of year again

Aug 15 • 

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Trying to Swim Out to the Sand Bar Is the Most Embarrassing Way You Can Almost Die

Turn back now... save yourself and your self-esteem

Published on Knott, A Newsletter • Aug 4

July 2025

Hopped Off the Plane at LAX With My Dream and a Cardigan

(Yes, it was July, but it was a bit chilly compared to Florida)

Jul 24 • 

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A New Swimming Pool and a Summer of Quiet Transition

How my family is diving into a new chapter

Jul 3 • 

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June 2025

Father's Day Gifts for the Dad Who Is an Empty, Withered Husk Because You, His Children, Have Sucked the Life Out of Him

The ultimate gift guide for the Dad who is… not what he used to be

Jun 11 • 

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